Joshua Blackketter  YOU WERE AVENGED!

Joshua Blackketter  YOU WERE AVENGED! Dozar decapitated the other paladin with the Petal Blade. BAM! Edwin the Necromancer and spear chucking fighter guy down! BAM! We also got Zalvyrx on his way out with a force arrow, spear, and then a crash into a wall followed by a fall into darkness! BAM! We think he's deceased, but the hunt's on to make sure, bitches!

Only survivors of the enemy: One running away mercenary guy
Amara the evil carnie, barely climbing away

KILL COUNT:
Jerkass Traitors:
Sir Treskin, hero martyr, the man who died so we could deliver the world from an intolerable evil

OURS:
1 jerkass paladin
1 dumbass fighter mercenary
2 bonehead skeletons
1 pukebag necromancer
1 jerkass dumbass bonehead pukebag BARBRA STREISAND! demon with bad gas

6 in the box, ready to go! We be fast, and they be slow!

We are #1 adventuring party! All others are #2 or lower!

Comments

  1. Aleksandr RevzinJune 16, 2017 at 9:55 AM

    Joshua Blackketter Pouring one out (coffee)for Sir Treskan.

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  2. Aleksandr RevzinJune 16, 2017 at 11:07 AM

    We can hunt down Mara after we see that Ivar is properly in hand. Chris P. has his hunting vole and I have a piece of her clothing.

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